Character Assassin: Golden Rule Corollary #1

“Deasley?! Deasley Finkmeyer? Do I know Deasley Fiinkmeyer? He’s my roommate! And you can’t seriously be thinking about working with him. He’s the¬†weirdest, strangest nut case I’ve ever met.” I decided to pass on asking my friend Mort why, if he had such a low opinion of Deasley Finkmeyer, he was sharing his apartment with…